It was a dark and stormy night...

[Mostyn]

Yesterday is History! Today, bright and early saw the dawn break in to a clear blue sky! could not wait to get back fishing on that beautiful small stream.

[erics beetle]

For he knew that no one had ever shot the falls in a wicker basket before and was purple lycra and harris tweed the correct clothing to be seen in...

[Mostyn]

Or would this Idiotic Garb, frighten the small wild inhabitants? These blo-ody boat people get everywhere! Spoils the tranquillity of fishing a small stream!

[erics beetle]

The boat people , those strange clinker built folk inhabiting the hills and valleys of wales. For whom the term rowlocks is not just a double entendre

[Mostyn]

Alas, the west Walian was thwarted! His Coracle of woven Willow, was too large for a beautiful small stream!